According to Spiegel, the Tet Offensive may finally be over, in a month or two.

Michael Moore rips Wolf Blitzer a new asshole.

Someone who appears to be a little bit preoccupied with the rules might have posted the internal White House phone directory.

Inspiring and Sad at the Same Time

Fifty school children (albeit, the best and the brightest of this year's graduating seniors) turned a tour of the White House and visit with the alleged president into an opportunity to give him a handwritten letter urging him to do everything in his power to end all the well documented human rights abuses currently being perpetrated by the Bush-Cheney junta.

Biologic Agents Found In, On and Around Senate Gallery

It could be "an unfortunate incident involving a child," but it's more likely a shockingly disgusting yet fiendishly creative political statement made by several adults who smuggled in an enormous amount of putatively human shit.

Republicans Prefer Violence

Taking an obvious conflict-resolving lead from the Bush-Cheney junta, a Republican member of the Alabama legislature attempted to exert his political will by punching a Democrat with whom he disagreed. Charlton Heston is expected to arrive shortly with a surge of pro-violence reinforcements from the NRA.