No Wonder He Looked 40, Definitely Not Younger Than 35

Heath Ledger's body was found yesterday by his maid and a masseuse on the floor next to his bed in his Manhattan abode. He was only 28.

Can You Say President Fuckabee?

Fuckabee. Fuckabee! FUCKABEE! As fun as that epithet would be to toss around casually in conversation for the next four years (and possibly four more), an actual Fuckabee junta would most likely be anything but fun for those unfortunate enough not to have been born practicing heterosexual Christian extremists.