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Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Holy Dirty Sanchez!


Q: What did the corporate media miss in its rush to repeat and amplify the gay-baiting of John Edwards this past weekend?



A: Following the attack, one of their favorite pit bulls was photographed with her arms around a gay porn star!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Matt Sanchez on awfulplasticsurgery.com !!!



awfulplasticsurgery.com


Many people have been shocked to find out that conservative ex-military man, Matt Sanchez, is a former 'actor' in adult films. One of the more humorous aspects his personality is his endorsement of 'facercise', which he credits on a Geocities.com website (click here) (complete with photos!) as 'fixing' his droopy eyes. I beg to differ. It looks like a brow lift to me, check out the much smoother forehead in the after photo. There was nothing wrong with his original 'droopy' eyes, in fact, in they were so hideous, I doubt he would have been so popular in adult films.

john said...

ok that site just cost me 45 minutes of my life.

Scott said...

Are you thinking about having some work done?