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Sunday, April 8, 2007

If She Floats, She's a Witch and We Must Burn Her!

If she drowns, then she's not a witch and we don't have to burn her.


Carly said...

Do you think I could FINALLY achieve my goal of getting excommunicated from the Roman Catholic Church if I publicly announced that I use birth control and am having premarital sex? If so, this could be the way out I've been searching for all these years! Thanks, Catholic bigots of Wyoming! :)

Scott said...

I had NO IDEA you did birth control! That's almost as bad as crack.