Monday, April 2, 2007
Psychic Abilities of Ganymede's Ghost Proven Once Again
If you are my parents, a relative over 50, or someone who uses the word "practicing" to modify your religious and superstitious preferences, you might want to stop reading now [or pour another drink]. I was right about not going to the Black Party. According to more than one first-hand account obtained by Gawker outside Roseland on Sunday morning, SOMEONE TOOK A DUMP ON THE DANCEFLOOR. I wonder if the culprit was admitted at the under-30 discount rate?