Open Wide

Open Wide

Monday, April 2, 2007

Psychic Abilities of Ganymede's Ghost Proven Once Again

If you are my parents, a relative over 50, or someone who uses the word "practicing" to modify your religious and superstitious preferences, you might want to stop reading now [or pour another drink]. I was right about not going to the Black Party. According to more than one first-hand account obtained by Gawker outside Roseland on Sunday morning, SOMEONE TOOK A DUMP ON THE DANCEFLOOR. I wonder if the culprit was admitted at the under-30 discount rate?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

scott remember when you had brunch with me at eatery. One of those guys puked on the dance floor at the Allegria party later that night. But I'm not naming names on line

Anonymous said...

Leave her! She's too slow.