Open Wide
Saturday, March 31, 2007
Bush Lies to Wounded Troops at Walter Reed
Friday, March 30, 2007
So That's What Happened!
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Another Reason Why NYC Is the Safest Big City in the US [and Philly Isn't]
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Monday, March 26, 2007
Now that's a Texas-sized civilian death count
Saturday, March 24, 2007
Jesus Camp
The documentary follows several preteen children from their home towns to a parachristian extremist summer camp where they are taught that their elders' particular set of peculiar superstitious beliefs and worldview are the only correct ones and that it is their duty to indoctrinate the rest of us into them. One girl reminded me of Mary Catharine Gallagher, but only the pathetic parts of the character, not the funny ones. It was hard to laugh during this movie because I felt so sorry for the actual kids who were its primary subjects. It was so obvious that they were parroting dogma that they clearly didn't understand to win the approval and love of the [very warped] adults in their lives.
It keeps getting worse
Thursday, March 22, 2007
That would be rich
"If the bee disappeared off the surface of the globe then man would only have four years of life left. No more bees, no more pollination, no more plants, no more animals, no more man."
- Albert Einstein
Why they really moved the capital south
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
ITMFA!
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Casinos might open in Philly in 15 years
The War Is Over!
Monday, March 19, 2007
CBS has more on the pet food recall.
Unhealthy IHOP Food Now For Straights Only
Sunday, March 18, 2007
White House Suddenly Remembers Existence of Constitution
A popular leader of the [Christian extremist] Southern Baptists is a living, blogging example of why most of mainstream Christianity is a Failure. Get your hormone patches now because aborting or having gene therapy for your gay or lesbian fetus would be a sin.
Saturday, March 17, 2007
Friday, March 16, 2007
FAUX News Moves Quickly to Distort the Truth, Again
Insert Bombshell Pun Here
Review of 300
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Wow
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Chairperson of Joint Chiefs of Staff is a Raging Bigot
US Attorney General Attempts to Politicize Dept of Justice
Monday, March 12, 2007
"When the rain washes you clean, you will know"
Sunday, March 11, 2007
The New York Times is running an interesting article about how the National Steinbeck Center and other similar, often fiscally challenged intstitutions that house valuable historical collections, which have not yet been digitized and uploaded to the web, risk being forgotten in a world that is increasingly digitized. The piece is based on an unstated premise that humanity will be able to sustain a level of technological advancement necessary for a web or even the power infrastructure needed to maintain it. I dont want us all to get flooded by rising sea levels or killed by a new killer virus, but Im just saying. Someday, the only remaining evidence of our existnce may be minute pieces of physical artifacts.
Saturday, March 10, 2007
The Bush administrations uniquely corrupt brand of crony capitalism ultimately leads to the mistreatment of wounded veterans at Walter Reed Medical Center. Campaign contributors line their pockets by denying decent medical care to thousands of veterans.
Cant wait to get a new iPhone [Darryl] even though you don't have a two-year contract with the same mobile service provider as Steve Jobs? Read this awhile.
Nevada Democrats respond to activists FOX News will not be handed an opportunity to inject Republican misinformation or talking points into the Democratic primary debates.
Parachristian hate mongers invade San Fran
Friday, March 9, 2007
Some Germans are fretting that they might become complicit in civilian deaths because the Bundestag just voted to send half a dozen [honestly] new planes to help out NATO forces in Afganistan. Quaint that there is still a capital some place on Earth where the acceptability of being complicit in civilian deaths is up for debate. At least they're getting along with the French.
The French are becoming very wary of us.
Nope. No abuse of power to see here, folks, just a little shoddy record-keeping by the FBI. Move along.
More Dirty Sanchez, in which the existence of a pic with Rick Santorum is allegedly disclosed at, yo.
Ronald and Nancy Reagan are coke whores.
Bye, bye, Mr Humphries
(né John Inman). Thank you for the schooling in gay sarcasm and for rolling your eyes in that special way after all of Mrs Slocums pussy puns. I had no idea your theatrical interests were so diverse.Thursday, March 8, 2007
It's Like Ladies Night, Only Gay
Finally. It looks like the Black Party might be getting its groove back, but no. Ill give them a few points for choosing a fun theme this year, but I still wont go. After a several-year hiatus induced by increasingly crappy music and a strong upsurge in the popularity of crystal meth, my man and I briefly considered going to last years BP. Then we saw they were advertising steeply discounted tix to kids under 30 and thought better of it. When we were under 30, we had to scrimp and save for months just to be able to afford to go. (I even remember trekking all the way to Franklin Mills to get a good deal on black Levis...) This year instead of coming right out and saying that they want more party-goers under the age of 30 and are willing to subsidize it, they are only offering discount admission after 4:00 am and only to kids born after September 20, 1980 (the Saints birthday). I might have smoked enough pot in my lifetime to stop a sperm whale on its way up for air, but I can still do the math. My gut tells me the result will be a crowd composed mostly of 20-somethings and well-off 50-and-up-somethings. The guys in their 30s and 40s, for whom $125 is still a hefty cover charge, who remember having to pay full price when they were that age, will probably find something better to do.
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
Why am I not surprised that, before we found any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, we found the secret prison to which agents of our government (being paid with our taxes) abducted and tortured people (in our names) who may or may not have aided the religious fundamentalists responsible for the 911 attacks?
Holy Dirty Sanchez!
Q: What did the corporate media miss in its rush to repeat and amplify the gay-baiting of John Edwards this past weekend?
A: Following the attack, one of their favorite pit bulls was photographed with her arms around a gay porn star!